What Not To Say #1.

Rule #1. Do not ask a woman if she is pregnant.

If a woman is pregnant, she will tell you or it will come up in conversation.

Do not say, "So, when are you due?" or "Congratulations, Mama!" And, don't even think of patting her stomach.

If her water breaks on your Manolo Blahniks, then it might be an excusable question.

Also, if you definitely know a woman is pregnant, pay attention. Do not ask her "What's your due date?" after she has returned from maternity leave.

(For P., S., R., A., N., M., U. and countless others)