Do a cartwheel.
*When Duran Duran comes on the radio, for some reason the volume just needs
to be really, really high.
Read the funnies. Throw the rest of the paper away.
*Actually, if you get the Sunday Philadelphia Inquirer, that's what you end up doing anyway.
Dot all your “i”’s with smiley faces.
Sing into your hairbrush.
*I used to dunk chocolate chip cookies in milk and pull out the chips. I'd make a tidy little pile of chips. Then,enjoy a big bite of the chocolate. (Now, I eat low fat ginger snaps)
*If I had my way, I'd never have to change into play clothes because I'd always be wearing them!
*Anyone want a veggie chicken sandwich on one slice of flaxseed bread? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
*Ok, this is my plan. Eat flaxseed bread now so I can eat ice cream for breakfast when I'm an old woman. My plan is to make life easy for myself. I'll simply tie a spoon around my neck so I don't have to bother anyone whenever I want breakfast.
*I'm digging the Geico gecko these days. That British accent on a green lizard makes me laugh uncontrollably!
*I do that now. I toss them into candlescapes.